There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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