You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The beer is more important than you right now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize