i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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