this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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