What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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