New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
sarcasm needs its own font
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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