honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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