I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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