I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My pussy is not your playground.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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