I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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