i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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