If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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