Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
he laminated a picture of his dick.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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