he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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