I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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