covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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