I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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