remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They are going to name an STD after you.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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