I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just want to make out with him forever
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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