It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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