she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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