She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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