I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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