Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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