So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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