I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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