Drunk walkin through police station. America
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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