I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
high people should be assigned attendants
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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