Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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