Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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