do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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