you guys were way drunker than both of me
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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