So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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