Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm having to shit out rocks
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