Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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