I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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