Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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