Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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