I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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