yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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