Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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