Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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