This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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