I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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