Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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