why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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