this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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