I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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