i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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