If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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